It pisses me off when Im parked in a council carpark and am only 5 minutes late back to my car and find a ticket on my windscreen, but I knew the rules when I parked there, so I just have a grumble to myself and pay the fine as you should too!
These aftercare workers probably have kids of their own to get home to and look after! Why should they suffer because of your tardiness? Oh yeah its all about me me me!
Im not the biggest fan of politicians, but its not them seeking the attention! Its the media constantly sticking thier noses in and orchestrating bs stories about them!!
Saying they have wars is a bit excessive... Throw a tanty run to the media and make a t.v show to make people feel sorry them is more like it. First they need to talk to each other, then agree to a solution. If that fails attend mediation, if that fails one them needs to move in order to keep civility!
Giving information at the last minute is a good strategy as it is more likely to avoid confrontation and gives people less time to stage a protest, which seems all to common with the majority of the entitled lot!
Great idea, we have something similar in Auckland. If youre even five minutes late to re feed the meter you get to donate $40 to Auckland city council!
I thought blind a persons other senses were supposed to become more finely tuned (especially their hearing) to compensate for their blindness. Im not blind and can hear an EV, so surely a blind person would be able to hear one better!
@BrianMcK... Why did you carry your bike back and fourth to work for 3 weeks if it had a puncture? Wouldnt it have been easier to have just left it at home and walked?
Councillor angry after wife fined for not using seatbelt in council carpark
It pisses me off when Im parked in a council carpark and am only 5 minutes late back to my car and find a ticket on my windscreen, but I knew the rules when I parked there, so I just have a grumble to myself and pay the fine as you should too!
New mum Jacinda Ardern's families package message from her couch
Ive increased your taxes but giving some of you some pocket money and thatll make everyone happy!
Teens told to sleep at airport after flight cancelled as Air NZ holds 'no obligation'
Whe were you last on Stuff?
Mark Reason: Serena's sexism reflects America's culture of misandry
Enough of this! Any logical person who saw her tanty would have the same opinion, that she is wrong! Lets leave it at that!
Rocks an effective but frowned upon solution to the soggy berm problem
No, its laziness, people can do 3,4,5 etc point turns!
Six a week: Shortland Street adds Sunday night to schedule
I love Shorthand st! It distracts the missus for half an hour a day so shes not paying attention to what Im doing!
Busy Canterbury tourist village trialling smoking ban
Who cares what it looks like as long as it keeps people off the smokes!
Cost of policing Wellington protests is skyrocketing
Keep quiet and save the country money!
Lock it or leave it: what's your toilet door policy?
I only leave the door unlocked if Im sitting on the toilet backwards, that way I cant see if anyone walks in so its less embarrassing!
Mum charged $55 for picking up her child from daycare one minute late
These aftercare workers probably have kids of their own to get home to and look after! Why should they suffer because of your tardiness? Oh yeah its all about me me me!
Bridges and Ardern in battle of the babies
So you know what hes like as a parent, do you?
Probiotic drink might just prevent hangovers
There is already a drink that can prevent a hangover... another drink! Stay drunk and you will never have one!
The Chase NZ: Who should host any prospective series?
Has anyone asked Leigh Hart?
Auckland Council looks for more cash to get homeless off streets as forecast paints grim picture
Sad but 1!
Tomato growers plan 24-hour strike in pursuit of living wage
Im pretty sure Jesus never went on strike!
Avocados worth $100,000 stolen from Far North farm
If you cant afford them go without them. Theyre not a necessity!
Beef sausages with no meat on the ingredients list
If they are called Pure beef sausages one would expect them to be just that. Pure beef and sausage casing!
Bridges and Ardern in battle of the babies
Im not the biggest fan of politicians, but its not them seeking the attention! Its the media constantly sticking thier noses in and orchestrating bs stories about them!!
Root canal or braces likely needed after Auckland Lime e-scooter crash
I walked into a ranch slider today, bit my tongue and embarrassed myself! I didnt blame the ranch slider though, I blamed the cleaner instead!
Why are airline seats so uncomfortable?
Could be the fact that sitting is an unnatural position and any seat sat in for hours on end becomes uncomfortable!
School students banned from touching army guns
ReddyGo: Better ban teaching kids that as well then, along with chemistry and biology in case they decide they want to build a biological weapon!
Urinal survey suggests homophobia and transphobia issues among Christchurch male pubgoers
You sound like one of those guys who like to text and pee! Pay attention coz it wasnt just your shoe you got it on!
NZ weekly rent hits a record high in August - Trade Me
Place the blame squarely where it lies.. Immigration!
Te Wiki o te Reo MÄori: Celebration of our unique Kiwi identity
Isnt there a dedicated Maori channel that you can watch all the Maori language you like if you want to?
Lotto draw as odd as you can get as 40 win First Division and take home just $25,000 each
Dammit Janet!
Foods that are better bought than made at home
The best store bought custard is Puhoi vanilla bean, its so good and beats my zabaione based custards nearly everytime!
Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull pie faux pas divides a nation
She uses our taxes to do it!
Overnight temperatures plummet again in eastern, central areas
Interesting to see this happen at this time every year. Might be newsworthy if it happens in 6 months!
Breaking Bread: The power of the $1 loaf
Yeah, propaganda? We dont need to eat... We can all get by on sunshine and rainbows!
How to build a superyacht - in 5 minutes
Be sure to swipe your Mobil smiles card when filling that up!
The Chase NZ: Who should host any prospective series?
Bradley Walsh is funny and very immature!
Dont steal - not in 2018 or ever - Lorde erupts at Kanye West
Computers are just a more advanced abacus!
Ariana Grande posts tribute picture to ex Miller, disables comments after hate
You enjoy your Engelbert, Grandpa!
The Block NZ: Nosy neighbours and messy houses
Thats what Netflix is for!
The four-day working week: Build it and they will hum
Or hospitality or retail!
How We Made: Def Leppard's singer reveals Pour Some Sugar On Me was an accident
One of the greatest songs ever!
Volunteers repair storm-damaged DOC track after fears it may be closed forever
Government doesnt care about doc. Just use NZs clean, green images to get tourists over here then they can spend their money wherever!
Whittaker's enters ice cream market with Tip Top
And make them the original size again, not the piddly little things we get today for twice the price!
KFC worker says his boss demanded he shave, despite his beard hiding facial scars
Had a goatee!
Saving the world with Vegan, Halal and Kosher burgers
More processed than Mcdonalds!
Growing number of Kiwis want cannabis law reform
Ive been smoking cannabis for 17 years and dont find it habit forming!
JB Hi-Fi really hopes you want a talking fridge soon
My wife already talks to much. I dont need my appliances joining in!
Being a bad neighbour: Why Kiwi neighbours go to war
Saying they have wars is a bit excessive... Throw a tanty run to the media and make a t.v show to make people feel sorry them is more like it. First they need to talk to each other, then agree to a solution. If that fails attend mediation, if that fails one them needs to move in order to keep civility!
Palmerston North Housing NZ tenant worried by vague information on redevelopment plans
Giving information at the last minute is a good strategy as it is more likely to avoid confrontation and gives people less time to stage a protest, which seems all to common with the majority of the entitled lot!
'Genuine victims' can no longer bank on being reimbursed for internet banking fraud
No, update your OS, doesnt mean you need the latest version of it. Windows 7 can still be updated!
"Safety concerns raised as electric scooters arrive in New Zealand",
Have them fitted with speed governors so they cant go past 8kph! Thatll stop the hoons!
Official warnings issued after Chinese Taipei softballers throw salt after NZ White Sox haka
Just play the game! I dont have all day!
"A goat has been caught up in a police operation targeting lawbreakers",
Should still go to goat court, and get a goat fine!
Stranded humpback whale on Northland beach has been euthanised
Do you have a helicopter that could lift that much weight?
Channel Three owner MediaWorks raises possibility it might have to pull out of television
What a shame!
Auckland forecast to be hit by gales at midday
Knowing metservice it will probably happen on Friday when its supposed to be sunny!
Fits of laughter, then brunch for Auckland couple after winning $6.3 million Lotto jackpot
Dont know why the down votes. Youre right, its clearly an advertisement for gambling!
The worst dog poo offence is the hanging bag, says frustrated Aucklander
Increase your fitness by using the dog skids to your advantage. Slalem them or jump dodge them!
Eyesore pylons 'vital' for Auckland energy security but critic wants independent study
Dear TJT, Auckland doesnt care for your ignorance!
Police officer injured after window washers throw smoke canister in Auckland
Its called getting a minimum wage job!
European supermarket has aisle with more than 700 grocery items - and no plastic
I made a Buffalo Bill jacket with some steak last time I was at Pak n save. Im not allowed back there!
Sluggish start to spring with high likelihood of El niño, and a dry summer
Not before me youre not!
Silverdale couple claims $7.2 million Powerball prize after 11 days
Some people believe it does, no need to go poo pooing others beliefs!
Lotto winner chose numbers after tip from YouTube
So if everyone played odd numbers on one line would everyone win lotto?
Choosing the right KiwiSaver fund can earn you an extra $1.4m in savings
What if you both die before retirement.... wouldnt that be a kick in the pants!
My Food Bag shifts focus from organic, free-range to add cut price product
Better to do a level 2 diploma in professional cookery and learn how to cook creatively and sensibly!
How breaches of the Treaty of Waitangi are settled
Because people in the 20th/21st century dont abide by a 200 year old document. Time for a repeal!
Silverdale couple claims $7.2 million Powerball prize after 11 days
Blimmin aye!
Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio refused Brokeback Mountain - Gus Van Sant
Jack Twist :p, Ennis Del Mar! Oh theres another one!
Six more red light cameras to be installed at 'high risk' Auckland intersections
Its not revenue gathering coz Phil said so!
Auckland Lotto winner made a millionaire
There is an a where the u should be in your username!
Vaping industry rejects child nicotine juice poisoning concerns
Unfortunately common sense may as well be rocket science to a lot of people these days!
Socially conscious car park scheme set to bring in more than $250,000
Great idea, we have something similar in Auckland. If youre even five minutes late to re feed the meter you get to donate $40 to Auckland city council!
Labour MP Jamie Strange confident Hamilton-Auckland commuter train cash coming
If its a Maglev then Ill give it a go!
Me and my car: going to extremes for a classic Toyota
283kw in 1983 would most certainly be an Audi quattro beater!
"Blind support for new Jaguar I-Pace safety sounds",
I thought blind a persons other senses were supposed to become more finely tuned (especially their hearing) to compensate for their blindness. Im not blind and can hear an EV, so surely a blind person would be able to hear one better!
KFC worker says his boss demanded he shave, despite his beard hiding facial scars
Hope they dont treat their Seek employees that way aswell!
John Campbell resigns from RNZ, moves to TVNZ
Whats a TVNZ?
Shortland Street: NZ reacts to episode dealing with rape and sexual assault
And a blimmin friggin aye to that!
Forum suggests leasing ex-government cars to low-income families
@BrianMcK... Why did you carry your bike back and fourth to work for 3 weeks if it had a puncture? Wouldnt it have been easier to have just left it at home and walked?
Would you let your child choose your baby's name?
These days if the kid wanted to name their brother or sister Butt face or something the parents would have to let them!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to visit New Zealand
I hope they bring back Elvis and maybe Michael Jackson while theyre here! I heard the royals do great things!
Pressure goes on investors to ensure properties pay
If youve bought your own home you wont have a mortgage because youve bought your own home, not the bank!
"Coke's New Zealand blunder: Hello, death",
Unbelievable, I cant believe a multi million dollar international company cant even get their marketing to research Moari grammar!